Evil Elephant

I posted this one from the Georgetown Photowalk since Andy put some of his storefront shots up. I wanted to make it evil and sinister. This is the kind of things nightmares are made of. Please don't show it to any kids!! Hey I've got a lens question for people. Sometimes I feel like I wish I had a longer lens for wildlife and sports but don't want to spend $5-10,ooo bucks on it. I mostly use a 18-200mm nikon vr. Either that or has anyone come up with a good excuse to their spouse as to why the bank account is $5-10,000 dollars short? Any suggestions?